Christmas

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I told your parents that Santa ate all the cookies ;

They laughed and exclaimed that they were no rookies.

“You may be clever but you can’t outsmart us, sweetheart ;

Coz the chocolate reeks from the baby’s burps and your fart.”

I woofed and wagged and said that this was no laughing business ;

The season is here, folks, and it only smells like Christmas !